Did your grandma get run over by a reindeer? First of all, I’m terribly sorry to hear that and I hope she’s okay*. Second of all, I think I know what will make you both feel a lot better. A big ol super-smooth rip off this glass blunt from Grav Labs! This thing is so cool. You just slide the tube out, fill the chamber with herb, and light er up! Then push the tube in as you smoke and it pushes the ashes out.
This classy, glassy blunt pipe is handmade in Austin, Texas with high quality borosilicate glass and it even doubles as a vaporizer pipe! Just place the herb inside the tube (instead of in the open tip) and apply indirect heat by lighting it from underneath. At only $12 from Grasscity, why wouldn’t you get one for yourself, your grandma, and everyone you’ve ever met??
*Reindeer claim the lives of millions of seniors every year and that’s no joke, that’s some serious bullshit and we should all be outraged.