THE ORIGINAL KASHTRAY
Did somebody say world’s best ashtray?!?!! Hm? Nobody? Nobody said that? Wow. Well this IS embarrassing. But to be fair, this actually is the world’s best ashtray*. It’s The Original Kashtray, a very clever ashtray with a poker built in for clearing out your bowls and pipes. Sure beats a nasty unfolded old paperclip with a bunch of black shit gunked on to the end. Unless you’re into that.
It comes in a few different colors and I think you’ll agree that it’s snazzy. Why not be an ashtray hero today? Pick yourself up Kashtray and start living!!!
*according to the manufacturer, but who am I to argue, I mean I haven’t personally tried all the world’s ashtrays and evaluated them in some sort of QABM** so I can’t really say it’s the best, but that doesn’t mean it’s NOT. Hey, how’s about we just forget about all this nonsense and smoke a bowl and then poke it with our ashtrays.
**Quantifiable Ashtray Bestness Matrix