24 KARAT GOLD GRINDER

You work hard. Every day. You get up, and you go…somewhere and do something. I’m not sure what. But it’s something, and you’re good at it, damn it!

Here’s what I’m getting at – before you freak out that this amazing gold grinder is $1,500*, I want to make sure you realize one thing: YOU DESERVE IT. That’s right. You fucking deserve a 24 karat gold grinder, dog. Stop reaching for the stars and grab one already.

Now here’s the thing about this shiny gold grinder. Maybe you weren’t looking for it. But it was looking for you. And now you guys are together at last. Right now, in this moment! The past and the future are illusions, they don’t exist. All that is is now. And now…bro…you and this grinder are on the precipice of one of the greatest relationships of all time. So now that you’re enlightened and your spirit is free and you’re living in the moment, go get a gold grinder, bitch!!!

For real, $1,500 for a grinder might be on the pricey side. BUT, you can still enjoy a world-class grinding experience with the standard version of this amazing grinder from Phoenician. It’s not exactly cheap at a little over $100, but this thing definitely delivers. This medical-grade beauty is made of aerospace aluminum and features a unique “lobe-grip” design for superior grip, increased comfort, structural support and a fairly dope aesthetic. The lid even has an ashtray and built-in holder for rolling papers! Check it out on Amazon!

*I said DON’T freak out that it’s $1,500.