DUBBUBB DOUBLE BUBBLER
Just LOOK at this thing! This beautiful piece of glass is the Defstar Glass Dubbubb Double Bubbler, bub. And a beautiful glass bubbler is exactly what you need right now. Make a list of everything you think you need right now, then cross all of it out and write “Dubbubb Double Bubbler” on top of it. Then get one. I should be a life coach. This little superstar has a fancy double-chambered recycler design that cools the smoke for smooth hits and it’s handmade in the USA with laboratory-grade borosilicate glass. And who doesn’t love borosilicate?? Communists, that’s who.