You got yourself a pipe, and you got yourself a lighter – but what if, and just hear me out now, what IF that pipe and that lighter were ONE THING?!?!?
That’s right my fine weedy friend, this is the EZ Lite Pipe Lighter Combo, a genuine combination pipe AND lighter. A pipe lighter combo!!! I’m no scientist, but if I were I would have done inventified this mofo long ago: just get a pipe and a lighter, take em in to a laboratory, wrap em up together real tight like, then smash them violently with a heavy object, and EUREKA! A pipe lighter combo is born! And now that pipe-lighter-combo baby is yours to love and care for. Just feed it lots of weed and fire, just like you would a normal baby, and you’ll be one big happy family.
BTW, if you love pipe lighter combos, you might also like the Wickie Pipe Lighter Combo.