FOOT LONG ROLLING PAPERS
I have something embarrassing to admit. My joints are too small. At least, that’s what my orthopedist says. So what do I do? Cry about it? Yeah, but then what. I’ll tell you then what: get some Foot Long Rolling Papers, baby! Cause you know what foot long rolling papers make? Enormous joints (maybe not this big, but BIG)!!!
Ditch those dinky papes and get yourself some gigantic rolling papers. Now you can roll a fatty that’s also a longy (hmm, that didn’t sound as cool as I thought it would).