HUGE LIGHTER

We recently brought you enormous foot long rolling papers. So now that you’re smoking gigantic joints, what better to light them with than a gigantic lighter!? (I mean, I guess I can think of a few better things…blow torch, laser…okay let’s just focus on ridiculously giant lighters for the moment, please, I have attention issues).

Even if you don’t roll huge joints, there are PLENTY of other reasons why you’d want a really big lighter. Maybe you’re a giant? In which case, I think you can get one for free through Obamacare. Maybe you are going on a long trip and never want to have to refill your lighter? Maybe you wanna hold it up at Coachella so everyone knows you got a huge weiner?

Okay, enough hilarious speculation, go get a big lighter, ya big lug!