PAX 2 PORTABLE VAPORIZER

A genie approached me recently and asked if I would like three wishes. I said yes, please. My first wish was for the best vape pen in the whole wide world. And he was like, bro, that ain’t even a wish. Take mine. And in a flash of golden light (along with some dope sound effects), he pulled a Pax 2 portable vaporizer out of his very poofy, flowy blouse and we got HYIEEEEE!!!

And you know what’s cool to do when you’re blazed? Think of wishes you want. So since I already had the Pax 2, the best vape pen on the market, there was only one thing left to wish for: A MILLION PAX 2’s!!!!! Then I realized I’d need a lot of storage space for all that and I was stuck wishing for a bunch of storage spaces, which was lame, but then I hit that Pax 2 portable vape pen one more time and I couldn’t remember what I was talking about.

The moral of this story is that if you’re looking for a powerful, efficient, small, lightweight, elegant, cool, sleek, stealthy portable vaporizer that hits like a dream, you found it pal. When you see all the stuff this thing can do, you won’t even believe it.

This high tech weedgadget even detects motion to put itself into standby mode when it’s not in use. We’re talking four temperature settings, medical grade components, magnetic USB charger, “lip-sensing technology”, party mode, stealth mode, cleaning tools and a 10-year warranty!!! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Hey, take it from me – don’t waste your wishes. Just get a Pax 2! You won’t regret it.