SECRET PEN PIPE
Nah, nah, I’m not smoking at all. I’m simply holding this totally innocuous magic marker up to my mouth. Not my fault if smoke is coming out! …is what you’ll say when you pick yourself up one of these cool, stealthy, super secret “high lighters” (see what I did there?). Because while it looks like a regular marker, this is actually a secret pipe that carries a full bowl while on the go. WHAATTTT!?!?!? Yes, you DO need it.