Nah, nah, I’m not smoking at all. I’m simply holding this totally innocuous pen up to my mouth. Not my fault if smoke is coming out! …is what you’ll say when you pick yourself up one of these cool, stealthy, super secret pipes disguised as a pen. Because while it looks like a regular ol pen, this is actually a secret pipe that carries a full bowl while on the go. WHAATTTT!?!?!? Yes, you DO need it.