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Just LOOK at this thing! This beautiful piece of glass is the Defstar Glass Dubbubb Double Bubbler, bub. And a beautiful glass bubbler is exactly what you need right now. Make a list of everything you think you need right now, then cross all of it out and write "Dubbubb Double Bubbler" on top of it. Then get one. I ...
If you're looking for signs of alien life, and I know you are, look no further than this ca-razy awesome glass bong which has surely been constructed by aliens from the planet Kush. This is the Heady Glass Double Disc Vapor Bubbler in Greenish Gold Sparkle with Clear Spikes! Aliens love long bong names. Ask NASA. ...
