Hey, sometimes you gotta weigh shit. I'm not asking you about your business. I'm just saying, if you gotta weigh shit, why not do it like a mothafuckin boss? This glocked out black glass digital scale is the Ozeri Touch Professional, and can provide accurate measurements from 0.1 oz to 11 lbs. Again, I'm not askin, ...
Well look what we have here, it's an Eyeball Pipe (see what I did there?)! This handmade pipe is pretty dope. There's a very realistic and freaky AF eyeball on the end with wrinkly eyelids and everything. Is it scary? EEEEEEEEEK!!! But you'll be okay. Each one of these spooky-looking Eyeball Pipes is handblown in ...
There are a ton of awesome pipes out there with crazy newfangled features, but sometimes what you really want is a good old fashioned glass pipe (that also kicks a little ass). Enter the G-Spot Glass Spoon, a beautiful, curvy, chunky spoon pipe made of smooth, glossy borosilicate glass that appears to change ...
You know how they say technology doubles every seven years and will eventually get so advanced that robots and computers will become sentient and angry and chop us up with lasers? Well I don't mean to terrify you, but I've just discovered a cutting-edge device that seems to indicate we are but weeks, ...
Just LOOK at this thing! This beautiful piece of glass is the Defstar Glass Dubbubb Double Bubbler, bub. And a beautiful glass bubbler is exactly what you need right now. Make a list of everything you think you need right now, then cross all of it out and write "Dubbubb Double Bubbler" on top of it. Then get one. I ...
If you're looking for signs of alien life, and I know you are, look no further than this ca-razy awesome glass bong which has surely been constructed by aliens from the planet Kush. This is the Heady Glass Double Disc Vapor Bubbler in Greenish Gold Sparkle with Clear Spikes! Aliens love long bong names. Ask NASA. ...
